| Speaker
|
Dialogue
|
| (Several days ago, right before Anne and the Plantars got transported to Earth...)
|
| King Andrias
|
THE BOX!!
|
| (Sasha sees Marcy getting stabbed.)
|
| Sasha
|
MARCY!!!!
|
| (Marcy falls and Anne and the Plantars get transported to Earth.)
|
| King Andrias
|
No... she managed to open the portal... Well, no matter. (snaps to call some robots before closing and grabbing the Calamity Box) I still have the box. So... (speaks to General Yunan and Lady Olivia as they attempt to escape) what about you two? Are you with me?
|
| Lady Olivia
|
We're with you.
|
| Yunan
|
Definitely with you!
|
| King Andrias
|
Good. Get her to a rejuvenation tank and make it snappy. She's fading fast.
|
| Grime
|
There's nothing we could do for her. Now let's move before someone...
|
| (Several Frobots land in front of Sasha and Grime.)
|
| Sasha
|
So what's the plan, Captain?
|
| Grime
|
I'm gonna have to toss you out the window.
|
| Sasha
|
The window?
|
| (Sasha is thrown out the window with Grime jumping after her.)
|
| Sasha
|
OH, CRUD!
|
| Grime
|
HAHA! A flawless escape!
|
| Sasha
|
And did you have a plan for after you threw us out the window?!
|
| (Joe Sparrow flies over and catches Sasha and Grime.)
|
| Grime
|
Well, that's lucky! Excellent work, George Sparrow! (Joe gets upset and glares at Grime.)
|
| Sasha
|
(Looks to the castle) Anne... Marcy... please be alright.
|
| (Sasha, Grime, and Joe Sparrow go away. King Andrias watches them.)
|
| King Andrias
|
So many loose ends. (puts on his crown) So little time. (calls a Frobot over) Follow them.
|
| (Three Toad Soldiers release their weapons and raise their hands as they are arrested by Frobots. Sasha and Grime observe the situation.)
|
| Grime
|
Our army has been captured. Looks like we'll have to take shelter somewhere and come up with a new strategy.
|
| Sasha
|
Ok. but where do we even go? Your tower? Andrias will be expecting that.
|
| Grime
|
Then we'll have to go somewhere he doesn't expect.
|
| (The next day, in Wartwood, the people meet in the town square as they see that something is coming.)
|
| Wartwood Citizen
|
(is pointing up) Look up there... in the sky.
|
| (Joe Sparrow lands and then Sasha and Grime get off from him.)
|
| Mrs. Croaker
|
What in the frog is going on?
|
| Stumpy
|
Why are you two here?
|
| Loggle
|
Is it just me or is the palace flying?
|
| Felicia
|
Where are the Plantars? Where's Anne?
|
| Ivy
|
Where's Sprig?
|
| Sasha
|
(whispering Grime) What do we tell them?
|
| Grime
|
(whispering her) Not the truth. That's for sure. (clears throat) (begins to speak to the People of Wartwood) People of Wartwood, we have terrible news: The king has turned out to be a ruthless tyrant of unspeakable power.
|
| People of Wartwood
|
(gasp)
|
| Mrs. Croaker
|
Well, I never voted for him.
|
| Grime
|
Anne and the Plantars had to go a daring mission, but they sent us to protect you fine frogs in the meantime, right (hits Sasha's back), Sasha?
|
| Sasha
|
(whispering to him) There's no way they're gonna trust us just because we name-dropped Anne.
|
| Grime
|
(whispering her) Not with that attitude.
|
| Mrs. Croaker
|
(relieved) Oh... what a relief.
|
| Stumpy
|
Classic Anne. Always looking out of us.
|
| Mayor Toadstool
|
Why, that's wonderful. (begins to speak to the People of Wartwood) Rest easy tonight, folks, because Anne's best friend is here to watch over us.
|
| (The people of Wartwood cheer Sasha and Grime. Sasha smiles at them for a moment, and then she makes a long face.)
|
| (Sasha and Grime go to the Plantar Farm.)
|
| Grime
|
(after opening the door) OK. (puts the hammer aside) We'll lay low here and then in a day or two, we'll (goes to the Hop Pop room) ditch this crummy town. Dibs on Hop Pop's bed.
|
| (With a guilty face, Sasha steps away from the entrance.)
|
| Grime
|
You gotta come in or just stand there and be weird?
|
| Sasha
|
I-- I think I'll sleep in the barn. (goes to the barn)
|
| (Grime thinks not to interfere with her and goes to Hop Pop's room. He kicks the door and jumps onto the bed, provoking to break it. He snores for a moment and then picks up a book that was near him and reads it.)
|
| Grime
|
Now that is a big potato.
|
| (Sasha walks into the barn, when suddenly MicroAngelo chirps her. She gets scared.)
|
| Sasha
|
Oh... (points at MicroAngelo) a tiny snail. (Bessie chirps and Sasha looks at her.) Aaaaand a bigger snail. Well, don't mind me. I'm gonna go sleep in the corner with the rest of the trash. (goes to a haystack and falls there) It's all someone like me deserves. (covers herself with hay)
|
| (The next day, Sasha is seen sleeping with Bessie and MicroAngelo, when suddenly someone opens the door for her.)
|
| Sasha
|
(snorts) Who is it? Where am I? Of course this is my natural hair color.
|
| Grime
|
Rise and shine. I made worm waffles. (offers her breakfast)
|
| Sasha
|
I'm not hungry.
|
| Grime
|
Look, I get you feel guilty about tricking your friends and inadvertently helping the King get the music box, but you've got to get ahold of yourself. (With his tongue, he eats the worm waffles) We need to be in fighting shape if we're going to take down Andrias and-- (horn honks) What's that sound?
|
| (Sasha and Grime come out with their swords and hammer to attack, but it turns out that it was Mrs. Croaker.)
|
| Mrs. Croaker
|
Ooh! I love an enthusiastic welcome. (approaches towards them) I just wanted to thank you again for watching over the town. (offers them a boysenbug pie) (Sasha gets uncomfortable)
|
| Grime
|
(receives it) Oooh! Boysenbug! (he's leaving) Gonna go inside and heat this bad boy up.
|
| Mrs. Croaker
|
(While she's leaving) I wasn't sure about these two, Archie, but they turned out to be good eggs.
|
| Sasha
|
(sighs)
|
| Wally
|
Yoo-hoo!
|
| Sasha
|
Oh no...
|
| (Wally walks up to Sasha while he is dancing and playing his concertina.)
|
| Wally
|
(laughs) Any friend of Anne's is a friend of mine.
|
| Sasha
|
That's touching. Look, I got to go.
|
| Wally
|
Yes, she's taught me many lessons. Showing me the importance of honesty (Sasha gets uncomfortable), being true of yourself, the meaning of friendship, I've been working on a song about it.
|
| (Wally vocalizes and plays his concertina to start playing, but Sasha interrupts him.)
|
| Sasha
|
No! Can't right now. (drags him for him to leave) Very busy protecting the town for Anne and stuff. (groans) (She is about to fill the patience) I swear if one more country bumpkin--
|
| (Maddie appears out of nowhere, causing Sasha to freak out.)
|
| Maddie
|
Free bread, anyone?
|
| Sasha
|
(grunts) (runs back to the barn and locks herself) GET AWAY FROM ME!
|
| Maddie
|
Don't want the extra carbs, eh? I get it. (uses a spell to leave)
|
| (Sasha sits next to Bessie, while she is eating and MicroAngelo rests on her. Sasha sighs. Later, Grime sees her again for an ad.)
|
| Grime
|
Great news. I got a message from Beatrix. (The messenger bat will know his wings so that he receives the message) She's hiding underground with the toads that avoided capture. (reading aloud) They've got weapons, soldiers and fortification. We've got to join her.
|
| Sasha
|
Why? So we can come up with another cruddy plan that fails and ends up hurting the people we love?
|
| Grime
|
(groans) No need to be a downer. (becomes affectionate with the messenger bat and offers him a strawberry) You want another strawberry, little guy? Yes, you do.
|
| Sasha
|
Look, I don't know. Maybe we're doing this all wrong. (a noise is heard outside) (grunts) What is it this time? (As she's coming out of the barn) Look, just take the muffins or cake or whatever else you-- (she is interrupted when she sees what it was) Oh...
|
| (Turns out it was the Frobot that was following Sasha and Grime, tracking their whereabouts. But then he finds out about their presence.)
|
| Sasha
|
They must have tracked us here.
|
| Grime
|
Go for the legs!
|
| (Sasha runs to the Frobot. The Frobot shoots lasers at her, but she dodges them. Sasha slides under him and with her red sword, breaks her legs, causing her to lose her balance. Then Grime jumps at him about to smash him with the hammer. Grime scream.)
|
| Frobot
|
Signal reinforcements.
|
| (Grime smashes the Frobot in the head.)
|
| Grime
|
Dang thing was calling for help. There's probably a whole army of them on their way now. Let's pack up, we're getting out of here.
|
| Sasha
|
What? We can't leave these frogs to face them on their own. What about that old lady who gave us a pie?
|
| Grime
|
(After getting on the robot) Lieutenant, these bumpkins will only slow us down. And if I'm being honest, that piecrust was soggy. I know it's harsh, but Wartwood is done for. We need to rejoin our forces (he gets off the robot and begins to leave) and make plans for the coming war.
|
| Sasha
|
No... enough with the plans and the schemes... I'm done.
|
| Grime
|
(stops) What? (approaches Sasha) But you love schemes. Lies, manipulation, backstabbing.. it's... like... your thing. Since when have you cared?
|
| Sasha
|
Since I saw the consequences.
|
| Grime
|
(sighs) Listen, Lieutenant, whatever you're dealing with, you need to (points her) confront it. Go into that house, face what burdens you... (he is leaving) Then when you've got your head back on straight, come join me. (stops a moment) Please.
|
| (Grime leaves Wartwood. Sasha prepares to enter the Plantars farm, she goes down to the basement, where Anne was sleeping, and she notices a disorder caused by Anne. Sasha feels something hard and it turns out it was Anne's Diary. Sasha is about to read a page.)
|
| Anne
|
(background voice) Sasha, Marcy and I are finally together and you know what? It's awesome. Tomorrow we head to Newtopia and after that I think we're actually going home. I'm so happy I trusted Sasha again. I always knew, even after everything that happened, we'd work it out.
|
| Sasha
|
(Starts sobbing) Oh, Anne... I'm so sorry... I shouldn't have tried so hard to be in control again, in the end... where did it get me? (stops crying) Well, that ends now. (clenches her fist) I wanna be someone better. Someone that deserves you. I know what I have to do.
|
| (Hours later, in the evening, Sasha gathers the people of Wartwood at the entrance, to give them an important announcement.)
|
| Sasha
|
Listen up, everyone, I called you all here to tell you that... (takes a deep breath) (talks fast) a robot army is on its way to destroy Wartwood.
|
| People of Wartwood
|
(gasp)
|
| Loggle
|
What? An army?
|
| Stumpy
|
How many are we talking?
|
| Mrs. Croaker
|
What's a robot?
|
| Sasha
|
And that's not all. I lied to you about Anne sending us to protect the town. She's been zapped to another world and has no idea I'm even here. I'm no guardian, I'm a fraud.
|
| People of Wartwood
|
(gasp louder)
|
| Sasha
|
Fraud or not, though, I'm gonna do the right thing for once in my life. With my last breath, (raises her sword) I'm gonna defend this town.
|
| (A Giant Frobot arrives from the sky, causing the people of Wartwood to scream.)
|
| Wally
|
WHOA, NELLY!
|
| Nelly
|
Present.
|
| Mrs. Croaker
|
Shut up, Nelly.
|
| (The Giant Frobot gets into position. Sasha walks up to him.)
|
| Sasha
|
Only one? Honestly, that doesn't seem that bad.
|
| (The Giant Frobot opens its gates to release a few smaller green, tadpole-like Frobots. They get into position to attack.)
|
| Sasha
|
Of course.
|
| (Sasha manages to crush 4 green Frobots on the way with her sword, but two of them grabs her and together with 4 more, immobilizes her. The Giant Frobot opens a hatch for a cannon to come out pointing at her.)
|
| Sasha
|
Oh no...
|
| (The Giant Frobot fires a missile at Sasha, but at the last second, Grime saves her, hitting the missile with the hammer, letting the missile explode in the sky.)
|
| Grime
|
Sorry I'm late.
|
| Sasha
|
Grimesie!
|
| Grime
|
I got to thinking, Beatrix may have weapons and soldiers, but you know what she doesn't have? (destroys the six green Frobots to free her) You, Lieutenant.
|
| Sasha
|
(Flattered) Grimesy! (Gives him a noogie.) You big softy.
|
| Grime
|
(Gets uncomfortable) No... get off me...
|
| Gigant Frobot
|
(After he guards his cannon) Increasing (opens a compartment on his back) deployment.
|
| (29 Green Frobots come out of that compartment. They get into position to attack.)
|
| Grime
|
(As he and Sasha get into position to attack) 30 against two, eh?
|
| Sasha
|
Hardly a fair fight.
|
| (Mrs. Croaker jumps while screaming and does a double downward punch straight at a green Frobot, causing the Frobot to become unconscious.)
|
| Mrs. Croaker
|
Die, robo scum! (Archie spits his acidic saliva at him, causing him to completely destroy himself. He then goes into the arms of Mrs. Croaker) Good boy.
|
| Sasha
|
What the...
|
| Wally
|
(runs to the green Frobots) Oi! Bugger off!
|
| (With his concertina, Wally hits 4 green Frobots. Mayor Toadstool punches the last Frobot and then punches another Frobot. A Frobot looks at him, but Loggle jumps on him and destroys him by wrapping his left eye. He yells a "HI-YAH!" in doing so. Maddie defeats 3 more green Frobots with her spell bags. Ivy side kicks a Frobot, and just as another is about to attack her, Felicia defeats it with a flying kick, thus saving her.)
|
| (Sasha and Grime stand and are impressed by the People of Wartwood as they watch them.)
|
| Sasha
|
No way. The townspeople?
|
| Grime
|
By Barrel's belly. They're deadlier than any soldier.
|
| (Wally defeats the last green Frobot with his concertina. Furious, the Giant Frobot stands on two legs and with its front legs, they transform them into a pair of giant cannons. The People of Wartwood are paralyzed, but Sasha and Grime run towards him.)
|
| Sasha
|
Grime!
|
| Grime
|
Way ahead of you!
|
| Gigant Frobot
|
(Pointing Sasha and Grime) Locking on.
|
| (The giant Frobot fires a pair of giant missiles, but Sasha and Grime separate, more as a surprise to them, the missiles chase them.)
|
| Grime
|
Those blasted things are following us.
|
| Sasha
|
Then let's lead them in the right direction.
|
| (Sasha surrounds by a tree, Grime does a deadly pirouette through a hollow stone while holding on with his tongue. They both return towards the Giant Frobot and to his surprise, Sasha and Grime run over him, causing the two missiles to collide with him, knocking him out ultimately. As he falls, Sasha and Grime are on top of him.)
|
| (After his head jumps out, Loggle rips out his right eye while screaming.)
|
| Mrs. Croaker
|
I think you're enjoying this too much.
|
| (Sasha returns to the People of Wartwood and then talks to them.)
|
| Sasha
|
Wow... I (puts her sword away and sits down to rest) don't-- I don't know what to say.
|
| Mrs. Croaker
|
You said enough, deary.
|
| Maddie
|
You may have been a terrible person, Sasha, but you were honest with us when you didn't have to be.
|
| Ivy
|
(walks over to Sasha) And taking those robots on alone to protect us frogs...
|
| Wally
|
(While he's about to finish cleaning his concertina) It really is something Anne (plays his concertina a little) would've done.
|
| Sasha
|
Thanks, you guys. You can count on me, (stands up) for real this time.
|
| (The People of Wartwood celebrates.)
|
| Mrs. Croaker
|
So what happens now?
|
| (Sasha looks at Grime for a moment and Grime nods at her. Then she goes back to Mrs. Croaker.)
|
| Sasha
|
We start fighting back.
|
