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Maddie: Seed of swordspine, one cup of dirt from a widow's grave, add both to bubbling bog water, and finally, one half drop of worm snake venom. Steady... steady...
Rosemary, Lavender and Ginger: Maddie! Maddie! Maddie! Maddie! Maddie!
Maddie: Hi, Rosemary, Ginger, and Lavender. What are you doing here?
Rosemary: Hey, sis! You promise you play with us, remember?
Maddie: I'm in a middle of a spell. We can play tomorrow.
Ginger: That's what you said yesterday.
Maddie: Look, Mrs. Jonkins is counting on me to bring her pet, Fleafy, back to life.
(bird caws)
Maddie: Hey, hey! Get out of here! Necromancy is really advanced magic. It said that only level two witches can pull it off. I've only done level spells up so-
Ginger: Boo! Magic is boring!
Lavender: And creepy. Let's play instead!
Rosemary: Remember when you used to juggle us?
Rosemary, Lavender, and Ginger: Juggle us! Juggle us!
Maddie: Fine, give me a few minutes to wrap this up, and we'll play.
Rosemary, Lavender, and Ginger: Yay!
[Three hours later...']
Maddie: Almost there... (laughs)
Rosemary: What happened to a few minutes?
[The girls notice a log on a rock and start using it like a teeter-totter. Ginger jumps on the end with Rosemary and launches Lavender into Maddie.]
Maddie and Lavender: Aah!
[Maddie falls and knocks over her cauldron, the potion flying towards Lavender and Ginger.]
Rosemary and Ginger: Aah!
[The potion lands on a tree.]
Maddie: No! That took all morning!
[The tree absorbs the potion and is brought to life, roaring.]
Maddie: Uh, oh.
[Rosemary, Lavender, and Ginger scream as Maddie scoops them up and runs, avoiding the tree's hand. Nearby, Marcy observes a plant.]
Marcy: Crockside conifer. What a find! And they said compiling a plant-cyclopedia would be boring.
Maddie and the Sisters: Aah!
Marcy: That doesn't sound good. (Finds Maddie and her sisters, gets excited) No froggin' way! A curse user?! Here?!
Maddie: What's the matter with you three?!
Rosemary: We were just trying to play with you.
Maddie: Well now I definitely don't have time. Go home and help dad with the bakery or something. I swear, sometimes, I wish you three would grow up.
Rosemary, Lavender, and Ginger: Aww.
Maddie: (groans)
Marcy: Okay, Marce. Be cool. Just get out there and introduce yourself with confidence.
Marcy: Hi, there!
Maddie: Aah!
Marcy: My name's Marcy!
Maddie: Oh, oops. You're Anne's friend, right?
Marcy: Oh, my gosh! That was the coolest thing ever! Some kind of low-grade fire curse?
Maddie: (intrigued) I'm impressed you knew that! Do you also have an interest in the dark arts?
Marcy: Are you kidding?! I've read every Cynthia Coven book, five times! I searched all over Newtopia for someone who could teach me, but magic users are so rare these days.
Maddie: (even more impressed) Wow! No one's ever interested in what I do! They usually run away screaming!
Marcy: Baby, I'm running towards you! How do you feel about that?
Maddie: I'm feeling like a beautiful friendship is about to start. Wanna be my apprentice and help me bring a dead flea back to life?
Marcy: (puts her bangs over her right eye) Do I ever!
Maddie and Marcy: (laughs)
Maddie: If we're gonna bring this flea back to life, we need a few more ingredients. First up, bile of a vomit bird.
Maddie and Marcy: (laughs)
Maddie: Then, some big ol' ticks.
Maddie and Marcy: (laughs and screams)
Maddie: A really rotted corpse.
Maddie: No. No. Hey, perfect!
Hop Pop: Did you girls mistake me for a corpse?!
Marcy: Of "corpse" not, Hop Pop.
Maddie: Fresh soil from a graveyard.
Maddie: Assorted limbs.
Maddie: And lastly, a high-five from your new best bud.
Maddie: Well, this is me. (groans). I hope my sisters are asleep. I do not want to deal with them right now.
Marcy: What's wrong with your little sisters?
Maddie: It's a long story. I used to play with them all the time. Especially, juggling; that was their favorite. Then, I got my own interests. Magic became my passion, my calling. I didn't have time to waste on kids stuff anymore. And ever since then, they've been so annoying.
Marcy: As someone who goes hard into her hobbies, I relate. But, don't you think you should still make time for them occasionally?
Maddie: Nonsense. Being a witch is a big responsibility, Marcy. I've got more important things to do now than babysit.
Marcy: Well, you are the master. See you at the sacrificial grove tomorrow for an unholy ritual!
Maddie and Marcy: (they do their own unique handshake) Creepy spiders!
Marcy: (squeals) Can't wait!
Rosemary, Lavender, and Ginger: (groans)
Rosemary: I can't believe it! Maddie replaced us?
Ginger: Why did she want to hang out with that stupid old lady?
Lavender: I wish we were older. And then, Maddie would want to play with us like she used to.
Rosemary: That's it! That's it! That's it! We just have to use one of Maddie's witchy spells to grow up!
Lavender: Grow up?
Ginger: And then we'll be older and Maddie will want to play with us again!
Rosemary and Lavender: Yeah!
Rosemary, Lavender, and Ginger: (cackles)
Mr. Flour: Night girls!
Rosemary, Lavender, and Ginger: (innocent eyes) Good night, daddy.
(The next day, Mr. Flour is checking on his bread as Maddie comes downstairs.)
Mr. Flour: (not turning around) Morning, daughter.
Maddie: Dad, have you seen my spell book? I need to perform a level 2 resurrection with my apprentice.
Mr. Flour: Well, I think I saw your sisters with it.
Maddie: Aah! I'm gonna kill them! (runs back upstairs)
Mr. Flour: Well, make sure you resurrect them when you're done.
Maddie: What have I told you about playing with my stuff?!
Lavender: We're not playing, we're making a witchy spell.
Maddie: (gasps) Oh, what did you do to my book?! It's ruined! This is why I don't spend time with you anymore because you're annoying, little babies!
Rosemary: Won't be babies for much longer.
Marcy: Check it out! My first successful curse! Some kind of horrible abomination!
Flower: (yodels)
Marcy: (covers the flower's mouth) Okay, that's enough. You okay?
Maddie: I'm so done with my sisters. Look what they did to my spell book!
Marcy: Yeesh. They didn't even color in the lines.
Flower: Tsk tsk tsk tsk.
Maddie: Whatever. They won't stop me from reaching level two. Let's get to resurrecting.
Marcy: (gasps) It's alive. It's alive! Or there's a slight breeze.
Maddie and Marcy: (gasps)
Maddie: We did it! We did it! I'm finally a level 2 witch! (notices a growing shadow and looks up) Huh?
Ginger: Maddie!
Maddie and Marcy: (screams)
Maddie: Fleafy!
Marcy: Holy cow!
Ginger: Found you!
Maddie: Wait, Ginger?!
Ginger: You wanted us grown up.
Rosemary: So, here we are!
Maddie: Oh, no they didn't!
Marcy: Didn't what?
Lavender: Come on Maddie, play with us!
Rosemary, Lavender, and Ginger: Hide and seek!
Maddie and Marcy: (screams)
[thumping]
This is insane. Why would they curse themselves
with some half-baked growth spell?
[echoing] Growth spell.
Oh, no. It's because I told them they needed to grow up.
They only did this to spend more time with me.
And it's bad, really bad.
- They did the spell all wrong. - How can you tell?
Because... they're still growing.
A curse like that should be done already.
At this rate, they're going to balloon until they explode.
Found you. [screams]
Now we hide...
[screams] And you seek.
[chuckle]
[screams]
[screaming]
[grunts]
[screams]
[laughing]
You ever think it's weird
when the main characters aren't in an episode?
Eh, you don't miss 'em.
[screaming]
Wow. We're big.
Maybe a little too big.
Hey, uh, guys.
How much bigger are we supposed to get?
I don't know. But I don't like it.
Make it stop.
[screaming]
You grow tulips.
- We gotta do something. - But what?
- Come with me. - Right behind you, teach.
All right, master. I got all the ingredients for the antidote.
Good. I'm gonna need you to make four doses. While I calm them down.
But I'm not ready for that level of potion-making.
Wait, four antidotes? Why four?
Because one of them is for me.
[gasps]
[deep voice] Rosemary. Lavender. Ginger.
I'm here.
- Maddie! - Help us!
We made a mistake.
I'm the one who made a mistake.
I should've made time for you three.
But now I'm gonna make up for it.
[cooing]
[giggles]
[grunts]
Crosshand shuffle.
Around the swamp.
Three wog monty.
[giggles]
Maddie, get ready!
Whoo-hoo.
[grunts] Oh!
[grunts] Whoo!
[cheers]
[chuckles]
Nice job with those antidotes, apprentice.
What can I say? I had a great teacher.
[together] Maddie! Maddie! Maddie!
You're the best sister ever!
No, I'm not.
Because of me, you three almos exploded.
- Wait, what? - I got so caught up with my witch stuff
that I forgot that being a good older sister is my responsibility too.
- [together] - We forgive you. - No.
You should be mad at me. I'm mad at me.
Let me have it. Really. I deserve it.
[together] We love you, Maddie.
I love you too, you little scamps.
[sighs] Now that's magic.
Oh, my gosh. Everyone, look.
[pants]
[Maddie] Flea-fi.
Bring it in, Flea-fi, you crazy freak of nature.
[all] Flea-fi!