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| (As dawn breaks over the Boonchuy residence, wach of the Plantars are shown sleeping: Sprig on a beanbag, Polly with Domino in her bed and Hop Pop in Anne's bed. Anne, on the other hand, is in her pj's but has clearly stayed up all night using her computer to try and find the frogs a way home. She looks up every website that could have information but finds nothing.)
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| Mrs. Boonchuy
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Anne! Breakfast!
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| Anne
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(turns to her computer) I'll just hit send real-
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| Mrs. Boonchuy
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NOW!
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| Anne
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YEP! OKAY! OKAY! (drops her computer and runs downstairs)
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| (Downstairs, the TV is on.)
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| Lady Franklin
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Lord Frankerton. May I join you at the window?
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| Lord Frankerton
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Only if you wish to torment me.
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| (Anne, now dressed, sits down on the couch holding her cereal and groaning at the same time.)
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| Sprig
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Whoa. Someone didn't sleep.
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| Anne
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Nope. I spent all night researching ways to get you guys home, and possibly the night before that.
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| Mrs. Boonchuy
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You? (places her hand on Anne's hair) Researching? Who are you and what happened to my daughter?
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| Anne
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Har har. So I was thinking. What if there's a second Calamity Box here on Earth? So I mapped out every thrift store in a 50-mile radius and if we leave right now-
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| Polly
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Pass. "Primthistle Manor" isn't gonna binge itself-
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| Hop Pop
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EVERYONE QUIET! Lord Frankerton is confessing his love for Lady Franklin!
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| Lord Frankerton
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My dearest, Lady Franklin. I simply cannot contain my passion for you any longer.
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| Lady Franklin
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Oh, Lord Frankerton!
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| (They touched pinkies as credits play.)
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| Hop Pop
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Amazing!
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| Polly
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(gasps) I'm shook!
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| Sprig
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And it only took three seasons!
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| Anne
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(sighs) Why does it feel like I'm the only one trying to find a way back to Amphibia?
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| Sprig
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(goes up to her) Anne, we have been trying. But, it's okay to take a day off to recharge every now and then.
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| Anne
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There's no time, you guys. Come on. Let's get back to research.
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| (Mrs. Boonchuy turns off the TV.)
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| Mrs. Boonchuy
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Since you seems to enjoy research so much now, what if you all spent a day at the museum and wrote a report? You have a lot of make up schoolwork to do.
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| (Cuts to Anne's textbooks, collecting dust and spiderwebs.)
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| Anne, Sprig, Polly and Hop Pop
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OH! DO WE HAVE TO?!
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| Mrs. Boonchuy
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Yes. I'm also cleaning the house. There's slime everywhere and I'm not pointing fingers, but I need you all out of the way.
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| (Shows the whole area of the living room covered in chunks of slime.)
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| Polly
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Gross, Anne.
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| (Around the city, birds flew as the Cloak-Bot appeared.)
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| Cloak-Bot
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Energy sensor unresponsive. Will attempt to hack in local frequencies.
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| (Mrs. Boonchuy arrived at the museum with Anne and the Plantars. The door opened automatically.)
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| Mrs. Boonchuy
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I'll pick you up at 6. Have fun! But also learn!
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| (They all groaned as Mrs. Boonchuy puts on her glasses. As they entered inside, they were amazed by the artifacts at the museum.)
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| Sprig
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Whoa! (points at a dinosaur sculpture) Looks like you guys used to have a monster problem too.
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| (Anne and the Plantars entered in the Solar System room and saw what Earth looks like.)
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| Sprig and Polly
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Ooh!
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| Anne
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(yawns)
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| Hop Pop
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Wait, your people think the world is round?!
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| Polly
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Wow. (sees the figures of the ancestors) I like these guys. They get it,
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| Hop Pop
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See? We can have a fun one-off just like we did in Amphibia. (sees Anne on her computer) Anne? Anne?
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| Anne
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What? (closes her computer)
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| Hop Pop
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You got to take a break from all this research!
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| Anne
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Don't worry, HP. I'm fine, I'm fine.
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| Hop Pop
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Burning yourself out isn't going to help us get home to Amphibia.
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| Anne
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(widens her eyes) Amphibia.
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| Hop Pop
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Yeah? That's what I said.
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| Anne
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No. Look! (points at a vase)
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| (The vase is detailed and has a calamity box at the top.)
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| Sprig
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Call me crazy. But that looks like...
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| Polly
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One of us.
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| Anne
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I don't believe it. Could this be the clue we've been looking for?
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| (A random person touches Anne's shoulder.)
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| Random person
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Didn't expect to see frogs in here, eh?
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| Anne
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Ah! What? Frogs? Huh? (the Plantars hid behind Anne's back).
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| (The random person stares at her, confused.)
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| Anne
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Oh, you're talking about the pot.
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| Random person
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Sure! What did you think I was talking about? Name's Dr. Jan. I'm a curator here (looks and points at Hop Pop) and an AVID lover of all things ancient. (winks at Hop Pop)
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| Hop Pop
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(whispers to Anne, Sprig and Polly) Why'd she wink at me?
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| Dr. Jan
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So, staring at this pot, eh? Interesting, isn't it? The frog here (grabs Anne) is depicted in a very unconventional fashion bipedal. Oh! (points at the pot) It must have been some kind of deity.
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| Anne
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Oh. You don't say.
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| Dr. Jan
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Maybe it's a frog-shaped alien right from another dimension.
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| (The Plantars got all nervous as sweat drips down from their faces.)
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| Sprig
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(laughs)
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| Hop Pop
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What?
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| Polly
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Frog-shaped?
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| Dr. Jan
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(laughs) Sorry, sorry. I'm really into cryptids. You know, UFO's and stuff. (shows one of her alien earrings) Anyway, you got any other questions?
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| Sprig
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(speech) Do you know anything about portals to-
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| Anne
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(covers Sprig's mouth.) (nervous) Nope. Not at all. Actually, I hate history and museums. Yuck.
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| Dr. Jan
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Oh. That's too bad and kind of insulting. (is leaving) Well. if you changed your mind, just holler "Dr. Jan" (makes a flying superhero pose) and I'll fly in like an information superhero. (sees that Anne and the Plantars uncomfortable) Uh-- Dr. Jan away! (walks in reverse while moving her arms like noodles)
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| Sprig
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(After Anne took her hand out of his mouth) Hey! Why did you blow her off? Maybe she knows something.
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| Anne
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What? Come on, dude. We don't know anything about that lady. How do you know we can trust her?
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| Polly
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Paranoid much?
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| Hop Pop
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But that thing's our first real clue.
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| Anne
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Agreed. We can't just drop it. What if there's a map painted on the bottom? Or a secret code that only shows up under black light?
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| Hop Pop
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Well, if you don't wanna ask that Dr. Jan for help, what are we gonna do? Rob the museum?
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| (Back at the Boonchuy residence, Anne and the Plantars meet in Anne's room to organize the plan. Hop Pop is seen disgusted.)
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| Hop Pop
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I still can't believe we're robbing the museum. (Anne shushes him)
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| Mrs. Boonchuy
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Anne?
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| (They got nervous as they heard Mrs. Boonchuy's tone.)
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| Mrs. Boonchuy
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You guys okay in here?
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| Anne
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All good! Just finishing that report!
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| Mrs. Boonchuy
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Don't believe you, but okay. (closes the door)
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| Polly
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Looks like she bought it!
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| (Anne starts to fall asleep again.)
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| Sprig
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Anne?
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| Anne
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(wakes up) Huh? Where was I? Oh yeah. (turns the sheet) We did way more dangerous stuff in Amphibia. At least nothing's here gonna spit acid at us.
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| Polly
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That you know of.
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| Anne
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(goes to a closet and opens it) Come on, guys. If you don't break a few rules for this, how are we ever gonna get back?(.)
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| Sprig
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(After the Plantars look at each other) So, what's the plan?
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| (Anne takes out black clothes while making a boyish laugh. Sprig, Hop Pop and Anne put on their black clothes. Polly got her black vest borrowed from her too big, so she clears her throat to Anne to get her attention. She sees it and sees a pair of scissors and then came up with a few cuts.)
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| Polly
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(After looking in the mirror) Aha! Very into this.
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| (At night, Anne and the Plantars are in the museum and see a couple of policemen.)
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| Anne
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First, we gotta distract the guards. Hop Pop?
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| Hop Pop
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On it.
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| Mitchell
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So, my question is how did those bones get underground in the first place?
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| Hop Pop
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(appears disguised as a cat) Meow! I'm a cat. (plays with Mitchell a bit and then takes off her left shoe) (runs away) Meow! Meow!
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| Mitchell
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Hey! My shoe!
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| Rodney
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After that fabulous cat! (they chase him)
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| (Anne, Sprig and Polly arrive at the front door.)
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| Anne
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Then, Polly, you get inside.
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| (Anne propels Polly up so that she enters through the duct enter the museum and open the door.)
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| Polly
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Sup, fools?
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| Anne
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(After entering the museum) Lastly, Sprig, you take out all the cameras.
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| (Sprig jumps up and smashes all the cameras with his tongue, but was later spotted by Cloak-Bot, who managed to get the location..)
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| Cloak-Bot
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Target found. (is on his way to the museum)
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| (Back to the museum...)
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| (Hop Pop returns.)
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| Hop Pop
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Those guards got tired of chasing me and stopped at a coffee shop. We got a good 20 minutes.
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| Anne
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Nicely done. Now, all we have to do is-- is-- (falls asleep and falls)
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| Polly
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Hey! Anne! (hits her to wake up) Not a good time to nap!
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| Anne
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(wakes up) Right. Sorry. Let's do this thing.
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| (The Plantars look at each other and start to worry.)
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| (Anne and the Plantars arrive in the room where the vase is located, Anne watches it.)
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| Anne
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Uff, that's a lot of lasers.
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| Polly
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Don't worry. (creaks) I got this. (walks at a brisk pace, jumps and her teeth to open a hole in the glass and with her tongue, she takes the vase and stands on top of the pedestal) AHA!
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| Sprig
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Wow! that was easy.
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| Anne
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This isn't a movie, Sprig. Not everything has a dramatic twist.
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| (There was a noise of something falling, it was Cloak-Bot, who went through a skylight and when landing, he stands up and laughs, but he goes through the lasers and that activates an alarm.)
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| Anne
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Not you again!
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| (Cloak-Bot slaps, so Polly runs while screaming, puts the vase in Anne's backpack, and they proceed to escape while screaming. Cloak-Bot chases after them and shoots laser eyes at him. Anne takes one path and the Plantars another. Cloak-Bot looks for Anne and notices where she escapes from her, reaches out her left hand, grabs a sarcophagus, and when she opens it, it was Anne, so she runs again.)
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| Polly
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(draws attention to Cloak-Bot) Hey!
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| (The Plantars are seen lined up in a tower, Hop Pop at the base, Sprig in the middle with armor and a pair of swords, and Polly on top with a stinging ball.)
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| Polly
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Leave... Anne... (throws the stinging ball at Cloak-Bot) ALONE!
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| (Cloak-Bot catches the stinging ball and throws it back at the Plantars, causing them to collapse. He refocuses on Anne, and shoots her laser eyes, she dodges them and runs into a giant gillotine. Cloak-Bot drills and throws it at Anne, but ducks down, causing Cloak-Bot to get stuck in the wall.)
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| Hop Pop
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Eat the rich! (dropped the guillotine knife, causing Cloak-Bot to cut into his arm. Anne and the Plantars go elsewhere.) How're we gonna stop this thing?
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| (Anne and the Plantars stop when they see the skeleton of a Pterodactyl dangling.)
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| Anne
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I think I just got an idea.
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| (Cloak-Bot returns and sees his arm severed. Anne catches his eye while she carries a sword.)
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| Anne
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Hey, can opener, wanna fight? I'm all yours! (Cloak-Bot jumps up and stands in front of her) Let's rumble, robot!
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| (Cloak-Bot makes an ax hand. A fight between Anne and Cloak-Bot begins. Anne looks up at the skeleton, where Sprig cuts a rope with a knife and passes it to Polly, she grabs it in her teeth and cuts another rope, she passes it to Hop Pop, he takes it from his tongue and cuts another rope.)
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| (Cloak-Bot knocks Anne down, causing her to lose her sword.)
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| Cloak-Bot
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Any last words?
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| Anne
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You're history.
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| (Anne makes a condor noise, signal that the Plantars proceed to jump so that all the ropes are broken and the skeleton falls on Cloak-Bot. Anne does a pirouette to dodge.)
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| Hop Pop
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(after coughing up the dust) Anne! (The Plantars reunite with Anne)
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| Anne
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Don't worry, guys. We got him.
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| (Cloak-Bot breaks free and reaches out to catch Anne and picks her up in the air. She tries to break free.)
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| Cloak-Bot
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No, YOU'RE history. (evil laugh)
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| (Dr. Jan and the security couple enter the museum.)
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| Rodney
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Freeze! Put your hand in the... (they look at Cloak-Bot. Anne and Cloak-Bot notice their presence) air?
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| Cloak-Bot
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ALERT! ALERT! DO NOT BE SEEN!
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| (Anne kicks Cloak-Bot and breaks free. Cloak-Bot escapes by sawing into a skylight.)
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| Dr. Jan
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No way. A robot? (looks them)
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| Anne
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I'm fine, HP.
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| Hop Pop
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Thank frog no one got hurt.
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| Anne
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Oh no. Guys, (covers Sprig and Hop Pop) your disguises! (Hop Pop covers Polly)
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| Dr. Jan
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(gasps) Frog aliens?
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| Mitchell and Rodney
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What the--
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| Dr. Jan
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(nervous) I-- I can't believe I forgot! Mitchell, Rodney, this has been a terrible misunderstanding. These are... performers rehearsing an exciting historical reenactment of some kind. We'll clean this mess up tomorrow. You two can go home. I'll take it from here.
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| Mitchell and Rodney
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Phew!
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| Rodney
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Thank goodness.
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| Mitchell
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I knew it.
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| Mitchell and Rodney
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Night, Dr. Jan. (go)
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| Anne
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(nervous) Oh, heeey, Dr. Jan. Sooo, there's a perfectly reasonable explanation for all of this.
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| Dr. Jan
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(excited) And I can't wait to hear it. Frog aliens? Robots? Spill it, kid! This is a dream come true!
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| Hop Pop
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(While Anne looks him) We can't do this on our own, Anne. Maybe it's time we try trusting someone.
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| (After Anne explains to Dr. Jan, she takes them to her office. She opens the door while she carries the vase.)
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| Dr. Jan
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Wow. Sounds like you've been through a lot. I see why you're in such a rush for answers, but why the heist? Why didn't you just ask me?
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| Anne
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(As Dr. Jan closes the door) Uuhh... made sense earlier. If I'm honest, I'm sort of running on empty right now.
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| Sprig
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She hasn't slept in days.
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| Dr. Jan
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Well, that's no good. Here, look at this. (shows them a sample) Back when I was younger, I would stay up for days on a dig. I couldn't go home knowing we were so close. One time I got sloppy with a dynamite charge and well, this was a Triceraptops.
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| (Anne and the Plantars dislike the sample.)
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| Polly
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What's a Triceraptops?
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| Anne
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I get it. So what you're saying is if I keep this up I may do more harm than good?
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| Dr. Jan
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Here. I'll make you a deal. I'll keep your secret and help you research this artifact if you go home and get some sleep.
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| Anne
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Deal. Thanks, Dr. Jan. Real quick. Before we go, (looks at the vase) do you have a black light? I wanna check and see if this baby has any secret codes on it.
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| Dr. Jan
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Black light? (leads them back to the main entrance) Go sleep. Take a day off. The world will still be spinning tomorrow.
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| (The front of the museum is shown.)
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| Hop Pop
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Still not sold on this spinning globe theory.
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| (The next day, Dr. Jan is shown investigating on her computer. She then she looks at the vase.)
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| Dr. Jan
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Oh, what the heck? (turns off the light, closes the curtains and with a black light flashlight and investigates the vase) (finds something) (gasps) No way... You've got to be kidding me!
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