This singing thread is sponsored by… Temple Bears! Temple Bears releases tomorrow at 9 am, on CN 📺
Now sing anything!
This singing thread is sponsored by… Temple Bears! Temple Bears releases tomorrow at 9 am, on CN 📺
Now sing anything!
I'm the master of fright, and a demon of light 👿
And I'll scare you right out of your pants 👖
To a guy in Kentucky, I'm Mister Unlucky 🍀
And I'm known throughout England and France 🇫🇷
And since I am dead, I can take off my head 🐲
To recite Shakespearean quotations 🍌
No animal nor man can scream like I can 😱
With the fury of my recitations 😠
He was in the forest looking to see the trees 🌲
But none were there 🤷
He found a girl 👩
She found the Erlking (the lover) 🎅
They were in the white wood 🌲
Gamboling out to picnic 👫
In the light leaves broke above 🍂
Then fell below 🍃
I was in the middle ground
Looking to find the flowers in the garden
Wearying of the hate me, hate me not
Wait. they forgot
Woe, oh, the rot
[BLEEP]z was trippin' off me 'cause I was a young [BLEEP] ballin 🏐
Gettin' my fetti on but when there was funk I had to starve 🐈⬛
Time to fetch the choppers and bring out the you-hauls 🚛
Extra mannish 👨
I make you vanish 😶🌫️
And I've also heard it told 👂🏻
That he's something to behold 🪔
Like a lobster, huge and red 🦞
And sets out to slay with his rain gear on 🌂
Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms 💪🏻
That is, so I've heard it said 🍤
(If it ain't about cash, then it ain't about [BLEEP]) 💵
Throw it, money, funky [BLEEP] [BLEEP] 💃🏼
Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Roast a Botch 🍖
Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant, Lieutenant Roast a Botch 👱🏻♀️
That's what's really goin' down ☔️
Cause when a [BLEEP]’s down for the count 🔪
You gotta be about it or be without it ⛓️
Cause what a [BLEEP] once told me see a mark sleep 🛌
Leave him sleep in the middle of the street 🛣️
If you can't stand the heat stay up out the kitchen 🍳
Girl I'd trade it all, money, cars and everything 🥹
All, even give up my street dream 🛣️
All, anything to have you on my team ⚽️
All, babygirl I'd trade it all 💻
Even give up my good green 💳
All, and I'd give the watch and pinky ring 💍
All, anything to have you on my team 🫂
All, baby girl, I'd trade it all 🐈
When he calls to me, I am ready
I'll wash his feet with my hair if he needs
Forgive him when his tongue lies through his brain
Even after three times, he betrays me
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
I'll bring him down, bring him down, down
Ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah, ah-ah, ah-ah-ah-ah
A king with no crown, king with no crown
I'm just a Holy Fool, oh, baby, it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
I'm just a Holy Fool, oh, baby, it's so cruel
But I'm still in love with Judas, baby
Oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as
Oh, whoa-oh-oh-oh
I'm in love with Juda-as, Juda-as
Judas, Juda-ah-ah, Judas, Juda-ah-ah
Judas, Juda-ah-ah, Judas,
Fact is there's nothin' out there you can't do 📝
Yeah, even Santa Claus believes in you 🎅🏻
Beat down the walls, begin, believe, be begat 🧱
Be a better drummer (ay), be an up-and-comer! 🥁
Can you picture that? 📷
Can you picture that? 💧
Unload the barrel and laugh 😂
'Cause I'm puttin' lead in yo' [BLEEP]in' ass 🔫
Unload the barrel and laugh 🛢️
'Cause I'm puttin' lead in yo' [BLEEP]in' ass 🥷
What do you think?